notnights:

I went into the kitchen and all the lights were off, and when I turned them on my mother was sitting at the table, AND I YELLED.

randomdraggon:

Carlos in different hair styles because reasons. 

randomdraggon:

Carlos in different hair styles because reasons. 

Wait so were you right about being asexual? Or were you right about your mom being crushingly dismissive. Nonny is confused.
Anonymous

bein asexual, but i guess both counts too

rikmayallinthetardis:

Out of curiosity, could you take a moment to reblog this if you believe that demisexuality exists? I’m demisexual, and I feel like demisexuality goes really under the radar, even within the asexual community umbrella. A lot of people don’t believe that it exists, and even within the ace community, demisexuality is still questioned as being legitimate, although we share the same flag. So reblog this is if you believe it exists. image

baar-ur:

But what if Inquisition isn’t really delayed? What if it releases on time, and Bioware’s only comment is “No one expects the Inquisition!

itisial:

Disclaimer: Despite the high fiber contents, the Ninjanomicon does not constitute part of a healthy diet.

itisial:

Disclaimer: Despite the high fiber contents, the Ninjanomicon does not constitute part of a healthy diet.

so when i was 14 i thought i was asexual

but then my mom was all like ‘naw son’ and i was all like ‘i am 14 and need my parents support, and that was kinda crushingly dismissive but i dont kno how to articulate that, so maybe ur right cause ur the adult moving on now’

and after many weeks of self reflection, 14 y/o me was right the first time congrats past me

heckacute:

I’m sorry I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy cutting open Fruit Gushers and squeezing all of the goo into a glass so I can take a shot of it because that has always been a dream of mine and now that I’m an adult with a job, I finally have the means to make it a reality. Please leave your name and number after the beep. 

warmsleepy:

what the fuck is the next big sports anime gonna be? golf anime?? petanque anime??? roller derby anime?? actually hold up im changing the direction of this post to say that i really want a yuri roller derby sports anime

lesbomancer:

viekastv:

Halloween tip / Breaking Bad Marathon serving idea

congratulations you just taught a whole website how to scam meth addicts in to buying fake meth A+



This is Officer Haddock of the Berk County Police Department. Citizens can rest at ease knowing Hiccop the Useful is protecting the streets at night.

(Sup. names roswell but u can call me hiccop.

he/his preferred.

i blog things. i just dont even kno anymore. if i do something to make u uncomf lemmie kno and ill do my best to fix it k? thor bless )